You just want me to stroke your ego.
I do so go on.
There’s more to you than the dorkiness.
You’d definitely wouldn’t be with me. If I wasn’t a dork then I’d just be boring asshole.
I don’t know; maybe I would, maybe I wouldn’t.
I wouldn’t be as fun.
I don’t think you would like me like you do if I wasn’t dorky.
You seem to love it so I guess it’s not a bad thing.
I’m slowly starting to accept that I am a dork.
Unfortunately for you dogs can’t talk.
Not with that attitude they don’t.